I don’t know whence comes the quote and even the mighty Google couldn’t find the original source, but…

“Never, in the over fifteen hundred years of continual evolution and refinement of the English language, from the barbaric yawps of the Angles and the Jutes to the eloquent farces of Oscar Wilde, has it ever been necessary to use repeated punctuation marks to express yourself. It is the sole domain of comic strips, AOL users, and football enthusiasts. I condemn your practices, ma’am, as I might condemn those of a drunkard violently sodomizing a dog in my parlour while I attempt to serve tea.”