What the flaming sweet Jesus Christ on a skateboard is Sourceforge hosted on….A FUCKING 486 with a dial-up connection running over 50-year-old copper? I don’t get anything from there unless I really must because IT LOADS LIKE MOLASSES RUNNING UPHILL IN JANUARY but I don’t have much choice if something on a particular site is hosted there; I just have to wait until whatever data finally makes its way (via blind and crippled pigeon, I think) from Sourceforge’s server. Who in the name of all things holy and unholy uses Sourceforge for anything that might be slightly important and that one might need….oh, let’s say THIS FUCKING WEEK?

Oh, and while I’m thinking of it, if there were a hell, I’d want MS to burn in it, die painfully in the fire and choke on a bag of unwashed dicks. They’ve apparently changed something so that none of aMSN, Pidgin or Kopete can connect to it, or at least it seems that way because I can’t connect most of the time, and when I can, I get booted. I don’t know whether Live Messenger can still connect because I haven’t tried, but I’d be willing to bet it’s going to demand some updated version and I won’t fucking install it until I have time to get to Mess.be and get the patch to strip out all of the annoying shit that I don’t want. Maybe never. MS, just fuck off. Fuck. Right. Off. If it comes down to never chatting with any of my contacts again or letting you tell me what I must do to use your protocol, you can just give yourself a high colonic with your protocol, your IM client, and your attempts at blocking those who don’t want to use the latest and greatest bloated, advertising riddled version of your crap-ass software. Fuck your IM client, fuck your shitty OS, and fuck you, too.