What the flaming sweet Jesus Christ on a skateboard is Sourceforge hosted on….A FUCKING 486 with a dial-up connection running over 50-year-old copper? I don’t get anything from there unless I really must because IT LOADS LIKE MOLASSES RUNNING UPHILL IN JANUARY but I don’t have much choice if something on a particular site is […]

I spend a lot of time online. Way too much time, really, but that isn’t my point (really–I do have a point). I don’t live in my mother’s basement, or play WOW long into the night while washing down CheetOs and pizza with Red Bull. I do get outside as often as I can, I […]