“Look Ma, here comes an ‘s’! Quick–run to the gun cab’nit an’ git me an apostrophe!”

For the love of FSM, you idiots…LEARN HOW TO USE A GODDAMNED APOSTROPHE BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!

No, no, NO! They are not “cory’s” and “oto’s” because you are talking about the fish, not something they own. Apostrophes are for possessives (except “its”) and to indicate that a letter has been dropped, often for a contraction, like don’t, or it’s (which, dumbasses, means “it is” not “belonging to it”). Apostrophes are not used for plurals except in the case of single lower-case letters (“That word has too many d’s”, but “That word has too many Ds”). You can get away with something like DVD’s or CD’s and most people won’t know the difference, but I will. Do you know why?

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO USE A GODDAMNED APOSTROPHE!!!