Me: I’m not a real person, you know. I’m actually a bot, and not only do I scan the entire contents of your hard drive, I also log into any accounts you may have online and scan the contents, plus I control remote wireless cameras to monitor you. Did I somehow forget to mention all of that before?

B: You didn’t have to mention that!! I know that you’re a data freak so I expected that and I don’t care!! I have nothing to hide from you!!

I think maaaaybe someone’s spent a little too much time watching television “hackers” and not enough time understanding how computers really work. Amusing, though. He’s also got a bad case of exclamation point-itis; perhaps that should be our next English lesson….