Absolutely goddamned brilliant! I need a divorce so I can marry nautilus-actions! (Hugging my little Tux because you can’t hug a software download.)

I love this little guy. <3

Other than the ridiculous SLAB menu (which reminds me way too much of the Fisher-Price Windows menu and there seems to be no way to use a plain one), openSUSE isn’t bad…unless you have to change a configuration that requires root access, or install software. I used to think Synaptic was a little slow to […]

Yes, sarcasm. Why? Might have something to do with the half-grown tabby cat that is currently in hiding underneath the chesterfield in the living room. P. and his goddamned strays. At work, he feeds anything that should happen to be homeless or hungry and wander by (including a skunk and an opossum), but two of […]

I did it! For the first time ever, I set up Samba on a system running Ubuntu, and I didn’t have to fix anything that I’d fucked up. Well, not so far. I’ve set up the network, added the users, and I can see P’s machine and access his files, but he’s playing a game, […]

Ã… Ã¥ Ä ä Ö ö Muahahahaha! I rule. Compose, modifier, “base” letter. To the dumbasses who wrote “hit the keys at the same time”, STFU and DIAF. Ã… Ä ö Ã¥ Ã¥….I so rule!

Ã¥ Okay, fine. Compose, a+o. Ä Fine, too. Compose, hold shift, a+’. How in the name of Jesus tapdancing Christ am I supposed to do Ã… and ä if I can’t use the Shift key to modify without activating it to make a character that I don’t want?!?!? If I try to use it to […]

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, ALL I WANT TO DO IS RENAME THE FILES IN A MANNER THAT REMOVES THE LEADING NUMBERS AND REPLACES THEM WITH A NAME. NO, IT IS NOT A REGULAR EXPRESSION BECAUSE I SUCK AT REGEX. NO, I DON’T WANT TO KEEP ANY OF THE NUMBERS, AND YES, I DO WANT […]

I hate you all. Fuck off. I love your fish, but you make me fucking crazy. I like your pictures, but not enough to bother clicking the login link. Go away–I’m tired of you all now. The beauty of the virtual world is that little “x” in the corner. Hehe. Oh, and I guess I’m […]