I recently read that Courtney Love is planning on designing and selling a “signature scent”. Ah, yes–can’t wait for that one…

“Introducing Stank Ho, the hot new scent from Courtney Love. A captivating blend of cheap bourbon, stale cigarette smoke and unwashed crotch, with delicate undertones of armpit funk and vomit. Coming for the holiday season to Family Dollar and Dollar General stores near you!”