Top Ten Reasons to not diet below healthy weight range, not get boob implants, and to (especially) avoid prolonged sun exposure:

Reason #1 – Someday, you won’t be twenty anymore.

Reason #2
Uh….never mind–that one’s more than enough.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, that is one scaaaaary old bag!

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