Cute little half-sized laptop–the Asus “3ePC”! Unveiled at Intel’s Computex keynote yesterday. Rumour has it that the earliest it’s likely to be available is December, but if it is available then, I’m going to have one. It’ll retail for $189 (so they say), and although it’ll run Win (so they say), it comes with a custom Linux distro (which I’d replace with my own). I want it because it’s so goddamned cute!

Okay….little experiment with image placement here….

Did that work? I like this template, but goddamn, they make it hard to get an image where you actually want it to be.

Muahahaha! I found the offending attribute (float) in the stylesheet and removed it so the text doesn’t wrap around the images anymore. If I wanted to publish a magazine, I’d publish a magazine; this is my bitch blog! In this respect, I like CSS because now my old posts are un-fucked-up all on their own and all I had to do was remove a line (or two–forget) of code.

P.S. I’ve got the window open and I’m hoping my little robin baby will show up again today. If he does, and that dumbfuck comes anywhere near me, I swear I’ll brain him with a fucking shoe! I’m all for equal treatment of the handicapped, you see.