What part of “ID Please” do you arseholes not understand‽ (Note interrobang…heh.) Post your picture to this group if there’s something in it that you want identified. Maybe a flower, or an insect, or a piece of old glasswork you found somewhere, or even a plastic “thing” you’ve found that works well for shaving old […]

You know you’re a photo nerd when someone typed “50mm cannon” and you think it’s a typo because he obviously meant, “50mm, Canon.” There. Everything’s better with penguins. 🙂

Sin, Sin, Sin. Fucking cool song.

Muahahaha! A screaming-jeezus pink assault on the eyes, and fluid width, too! I hated the lame rose, so I put in a pink baby Tux instead. He sort of blends into the background because I made the colour too close, but fuck it. I should fix all of my images so that they’re placed on […]

I have a new Flickr contact! 🙂 I have forgot his username, but when I got the Flickrmail, I went to look at his photostream. The majority of the pictures on the first page were bits and pieces of a woman in chains (presumably she herself was whole, I mean the shots were of bits […]

Jesus tapdancing Christ. A search in the Bettas forum for the expression “I’m sorry J—” (my standard response) turns up twelve results, eleven of which concern the fish that dumbass has killed in the past two years (the other one is his dead cat, but she was old). May 2005, August 2005, January 2006, July […]

Can somebody please explain to me WTF is going on with the current (usually CSS) fad of minuscule text and acres of wasted horizontal screen real estate? I know that few readers want to scroll horizontally (I’m one of them), but facrissake, is it absolutely necessary to do THIS? I suck at CSS. Always have; […]

Hahaha! I wonder whether it’s possible that a 39-year-old female from eastern Canada and a 26-year-old male from western Slovakia could be twins, separated at birth? 🙂 His English is not perfect, but quite coherent, and even if some of the words are in the wrong places and sometimes not quite the right word, I […]

I knew I shouldn’t have and I almost didn’t, but I watched the video of that poor Kurdish girl being stoned to death. It’s a low quality cell phone clip, but nonetheless, entirely sickening. That poor little girl–seventeen years old–is lying there on the ground, bloody and too weak to do more than roll over, […]

I don’t have any children. There are a few reasons, the most important of which is…that I don’t like children. I don’t hate them, but I have little patience for them and prefer the variety found on calendar pictures to the real thing. My house is not childproof, and neither am I. JD’s stepson is […]