A poll to name your fish. Jesus wept. Here’s a fantastic name for him…Betta I’m Actually Not Going To Kill (For Once).

Stop naming your fish after stupid half-arsed celebrities. Those who know who these people are might care, but the rest of us don’t, so don’t waste electrons to tell us. You’ve got a lifetime subscription to Hello!…we get it, STFU, GFY, DIAF. Never mind what the poor things are named, just stop killing them.