If, by some miracle, I actually DON’T go to Texas, hunt you down and kick you in the nuts…

“Base standard…” OH FFS! Watering eyes. Jesus H. Christ. I’d like to POKE you in the watering eyes with a sharp stick–you got that, you RETARDED FUCKWAD!? STFU, DIAF and every other mean-spirited acronym in existence! Holy FUCK I can’t stand you! If all you’re going to do is pick at your new fish because they aren’t THE POOR FISH YOU POISONED AND STARVED TO DEATH, YOU ASSMUNCH, then just don’t post about them at all. For that matter, take them back to the goddamned store, then blow out the pilot light of your gas oven, crank it on high and STICK YOUR WORTHLESS EMPTY FUCKING HEAD INTO IT. Don’t forget to seal the opening tightly with plastic and breathe deeeeply.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!