“As a matter of fact, if you want to sit by the dock of the bay stuffing your face with beef-tallow-soaked fast-food French fries, washing them down with a carbonated beverage just chock-full of HFCS while taking the edge off with an unfiltered cigarette delivered by an illegal alien after it was manufactured in a […]
If, by some miracle, I actually DON’T go to Texas, hunt you down and kick you in the nuts… “Base standard…” OH FFS! Watering eyes. Jesus H. Christ. I’d like to POKE you in the watering eyes with a sharp stick–you got that, you RETARDED FUCKWAD!? STFU, DIAF and every other mean-spirited acronym in existence! […]
You do not, not, NOT (never, under no circumstances, not EVER!) use an apostrophe to make a word plural. It’s not “molly’s” unless it belongs to one molly, and certainly not “mollie’s” unless the fish’s name happens to be Mollie. It’s “mollies”, shit-for-brains, because when you pluralise English words that end in the letter ‘y’, […]
I just watched some video on YT about a “physics model” desktop where you create piles of documents, somewhat like you might do on a real desktop. I’ve seen it before, but hadn’t thought about it in a while. Models like that cause me almost physical pain. My real desk is a catastrophe; here in […]
Maybe my fan…s (is/are?) right and I do need a vacation. Deliver me from the whining idiots. If you don’t know how to treat sick fish, then….DON’T FUCKING BUY SICK FISH. I hate you, I hate the idiot who bought another fish when he doesn’t even understand the basics of caring for the one he […]
I changed my mind. Some people > computers. The birds are twittering, the butterflies are in the honeysuckle and it isn’t just a piece of furniture to be measured and built, sanded and finished, and then left alone. It’s fluid and changeable, and it’s all going to be okay. I don’t know how, but it […]
Naughty Naughty. 80s night tonight. I love this song. Heh.
What part of copy/paste did you not understand? Your stupid browser can’t open hyperlinks from the page–I got that. I gave you the “raw” links and told you to copy/paste them, and what do you tell me? You say, “The links still don’t work”. Well, yes, they do, but not if you CLICK ON THEM […]
Computers > people What possible use could there be in telling me something so important–something that I could not possibly have guessed on my own without the Psychic Friends Network–but telling me so long afterwards that there’s nothing I can do? “…Is it down to the lake, I fear…”
In the event that any of my fan(s) might be wondering, I am a goddamned genius. I may have broken X (oh, and BADLY!) in my refusal to wait for an update to Beryl (spoilt by my spinning desktop cube), but I also…fixed X. Yaaay! Not only did I fix it, but I removed my […]