I’m just going to step out for a moment so I can throw up on my fucking shoes.

“OMG! I got an SUV for Christmas! My other car was so old and I just love myself so much that I decided to celebrate the Season of Conspicuous Consumption by buying myself a new one. I absolutely HAD to have an SUV, too, because every patriotic American knows that if you can’t afford to fill an SUV gas tank, you’re a communist..or is that a terr-ist? Well, whatever–it’s one of those”

Christ on a crutch. Yeah, you need that SUV to get through the eight-foot snow drifts down there in the freezing cold of MS, don’t you? DIAF, and while you’re at it, STFU. Nobody cares.