Mundane-day, Tewest-day, Hump-day, Thirst-day, and Fry-day is also the day Dog Boy is supposed to arrive. Well, unless plans have changed, that is. I’d understood that he and the stinkpig were going to get married on the fifth, but I’m pretty sure the courthouse is closed on Sunday, and the Christian churches are generally busy […]

I like you, I think you’re a good-hearted person, and a nice one, too. That does not, however, mean I think the board will die a miserable death if you don’t make it there one evening, and it definitely does not mean you need to tell us every time you have some kind of appointment, […]

I decided I should keep a record of mine. My boycott list consists of products that I won’t buy (even if I might otherwise) because the commercials are fucking annoying and/or are aired so many times during the few good shows I do watch that they piss me off. We’ll start off with the Sony […]

Don’t fall asleep on a full stomach of Chinese food or you may have a dream involving: – some piece of machinery you and Jamie Hyneman (from Mythbusters) are trying to repair, as another piece of machinery catches fire not once, not twice, but three times. On the third time, we all left because Jamie […]

Secure fence, immigration wall, whatever you want to call it. Stupidest thing I ever heard of in my life. Well, maybe not stupidest, but ranks right up there. Useful for nothing except lining the pockets of the crony companies that get the contract to build it from whatever political party happens to be in power […]

I dunno whether I’m going to make it. For the past two nights, P has wanted to sleep on his back, and every time I turned him over to his side, he’d stay there for five minutes, then turn back. I know from experience that if he does that twice, he’ll do it through the […]

A wedding in the Chapel in the Woods today. I don’t think I’ve ever before seen this much taffeta that wasn’t a pair of drapes. For the benefit of those who are not actually blind, if you’ve got that much flab hanging off your back, for Christ’s sake, cover it! That’s not a tattoo on […]

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Well, that’s what I get for eavesdropping and not asking questions, isn’t it? I breathlessly counted down the days until 03 October, then asked P last night what time (today) Dog Boy was supposed to come and get Stink Pig. He said, “I thought they were getting married on the fifth of […]