I’m not anti-American. Maybe “anti-plaster the flag over every square inch of surface space on the fucking car that isn’t already covered by those lame-ass magnetic yellow ribbons”, but not anti-America. It’s a country, and in general, not a bad one. Hey–I’ve got a flag, tastefully displayed at the front of my house. Been there since the spring of 2000. I guess that makes me patriotic. I do think terrorists suck balls, and most people probably agree with me. What I don’t think is that there’s any need to moan and groan once a year, we will remember-ing and God blessing America all over the fucking place because people died. I do think there should a memorial of some kind built in the spot (not those hideous mismatched towers, though), but jeezus–ENOUGH already. America is terrified of terrorists–I get it, okay? I got it four years ago. They exist, they need to not exist, and that’s all there is to it; there’s no reason to whip Joe and Jane Sheeple up into flag-waving frenzy over it. Drunk drivers suck balls, too, and they kill thousands of people every year. Those people didn’t do anything except end up in the wrong place at the wrong time, just like the ones in the WTC. So where are their memorials? Where is the public outcry to avenge their deaths? Spare me the patriotic platitudes, just dispose of the fucking terrorists as quickly and efficiently as possible and STFU.

I’m not even going to get started on Mr. CRIKEY. Christ.