Actually, it began yesterday, and if you want to get technical, it began last weekend, but I’m really getting antsy now. Four more days (03 October) until Dog Boy comes to take Stinky Peterson to TX now that she’s finally got fired (surprised they kept her on as long as they did–asking for lawsuits to […]

I looked at it a while ago and it was nowhere near ready, but I decided to give the latest flight a go, if for no other reasons but the fact that Banshee is only “okay”, and the Songbird mascot is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. How adorable is he in his […]

How many times am I going to have to say, “Cleaner shrimp are marine animals”? Marine. M-a-r-i-n-e, meaning, “lives in water with salinity similar to that of the ocean”, not meaning “fresh water”. Gah.

“Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It’s the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It’s what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn’t mind, but some […]

I’m not anti-American. Maybe “anti-plaster the flag over every square inch of surface space on the fucking car that isn’t already covered by those lame-ass magnetic yellow ribbons”, but not anti-America. It’s a country, and in general, not a bad one. Hey–I’ve got a flag, tastefully displayed at the front of my house. Been there […]

I NEED one of these shirts!