I pity the person or persons responsible for the search engine on Best Buy’s site. Someone discovered that if you searched for “cybershot 7.2” (I’ll presume they were looking for a Sony camera), it didn’t find you a camera, but did make rather a rude suggestion. BB fixed that one right away, but hours after […]

I’m not a control freak. I’m plenty fussy, perhaps even bordering on obsessive, but I do understand that there are just some things that are outside my control. WHY ARE SO MANY FUCKING CONTROL FREAKS ATTRACTED TO THE FISHKEEPING HOBBY?! Jesus H. Christ–relax a little. You aquatic micro-managers are batshit, and you drive me batshit! […]

I hate AOL (who doesn’t?), but I absolutely loved Perfect Strangers and wouldn’t mind watching Wonder Woman, Alice, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Chico and the Man, Welcome Back Kotter, Eight is Enough, Growing Pains, Pinky and the Brain and even Freakazoid. I watched all of those shows at one time or another, and I liked […]

The RIAA is involved in a lawsuit with some poor bastard, but he inconveniently died. The ever-generous RIAA is allowing his children 60 days to “grieve” (quotes are not mine) before deposing them. Christ. The guy is DEAD, and what kind of children AREN’T going to say, “I’m really not sure (or I don’t remember). […]

they didn’t have konotex so i got the jungle fever tabs. Exactly when did I start teaching second grade and having to decipher non-English English? As far as I know, there is no fish medication called Konotex, so unless he means Kanotix the Linux distro, I’ll have to presume he meant KanaPlex (or Kotex, but […]

The internet is not for hand-holding. As much as I hate malware (not that I get any on my shiny clean Ubuntu system), I don’t want anyone playing URL police. I don’t care what “goggle.com” does or how sleazy it is, and I don’t care whose fat fingers type that when they mean to go […]