Geez, I’m just full of blog today, aren’t I? Anyway…. I got the mail this afternoon, and there was a letter from the city (well, they say “city”, but if you ask me, it’s a town). I thought, WTF, but opened it because my name was on it as well as P’s. Well Christ in […]
I live fifteen feet away from Yankee Doodle Fuckin’ Dandy. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I like daylight, and I’m in here, entertaining the Ironing Fairy, so I noticed Yard Sale House man out by the AIM/WOq flag (that’s what his flag reads when viewed from the street), straightening his creepy […]
Post–go ahead. I’m here to help, I’ll read what you write, and I’ll answer if I can. Hell, I’ll even be polite and helpful, but FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, STOP REPLYING TO YOUR OWN POSTS BEFORE ANYONE (okay, I mean me) HAS A FUCKING CHANCE TO READ THEM! What the thundering jaysus do you think the […]
Never fall asleep on your back after having consumed a bowl of cheese popcorn and a big glass of orange pop. Why? Well, because you’ll have a very fucking weird dream and it’ll make you doubt yourself. 😆 I fell asleep late last night, on the couch, watching Se7en on DVD (good movie even if […]
As I was checking my fan mail yesterday….. What? You didn’t know my blog has a fan club? Well, of course it does–it’s a very popular destination on the web, and I most certainly do have a fan club (Hi, Michelle!) Anyway, my fan…s wrote yesterday and inquired as to whether POW/MIA flag man was […]
I understand the significance of the POW/MIA flags, and I don’t see anything at all wrong with displaying them. This, however, is just wrong. 1. You do not display the flag of the United States of America, dumbass. If you’re going to have one to show your support for those who fought for this country, […]
If you are going to injure your hand, it will be either a large wound or a deep one. It will be on your dominant hand, it will be in a spot that is either difficult to bandage or difficult to keep a bandage on, and it will happen either the day or the day […]
I was browsing Digg (laundry avoidance tactic, already read Slashdot) and in a discussion about ATT/Cingular (whichever they are now), I found this hysterical little gem: Oh and for the record, AT&T sucks balls. They have the absolute worst billing system of all time. They send you bills that are due yesterday, and charge you […]
It may have taken me forever, but I’ve figured out why I’m constantly plagued by stress-related conditions (or aggravations of existing conditons that are affected by stress levels) and have been since I came here. It’s because I have no “alone”, ever. I hadn’t always lived alone, but always had some time where I could […]
Accents are fascinating–I’d love to have a collection of them. I don’t know whether it would be better to create a block of English text and have it read by individuals with various accents to hear the differences in the same words, or to just have them say something using their own words (and therefore […]