Ha! Bitch-slap for you–not all snails eat plants and I’m not going to let you dis my li’l gastropod buddies with a broad generalisation like that. I may curse the MTS and hate the Marisas some days, and I always hate taking out their snotty globs of eggs, but I will stand up for their […]

In 1975, this was perfectly acceptable (though damned expensive!) Maybe somebody got rich selling it to losers who thought women would actually buy these lame lines. If it were being sold in stores in 2006, somebody’s lawyer would be getting rich. (Click to enlarge) Back cover (Jeezus, those descriptions! :lol:) There’s an mp3, but I […]