Rare shot of the Greater American Golfreak, Golfus freakus, in its natural habitat–searching for lost discs in the woods. Normally a very shy creature, seldom captured on camera, but easily identified by its characteristic call of, “DAMN!” echoing through the woods near the shopping cart looking things in which the discs are supposed to land, […]

I don’t give a rat’s ARSE what you eat. Be vegetarian, be ovo-lacto vegetarian, be a fuckin’ card-carrying PETA freak bean-chomping, farting vegan if you want and it’s all the same to me, but you DON’T get to force your choices on a tiny, helpless fish that can’t even say, “Hey, dumbass–gimme something fit to […]