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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!

I’m here to help you, but I am not here to choose your fish, do your research or make suggestions based upon stock that may or may not be at the home of a breeder in another state whose name I don’t even know. If you’re concerned that he won’t have in stock the fish you want by the time you drive for a WHOLE, ENTIRE HOUR, then pick up the fucking phone, call and ASK. I’m sure he knows his stock and he’s a reasonable enough person that if he knows you’re on your way and will arrive in an hour to buy a specific number of a species, he’ll hold them for you. If he won’t, then pick another breeder because he’s an arsehole. I don’t want to write a book on the cichlid species of Lake Malawi–that’s what Ad Konings is for–and I certainly don’t want to do it for free on a beautiful Saturday morning (Saturday is, incidentally, my only real day off). If you’re too stupid to get a feel for how cichlids act based on what we’ve explained (at length!) so far, and too lazy to fire up your fucking browser and type “google.com”, then too fuckin’ bad–you’re on your own. I know that by saying “be specific”, you’re telling me you want me to sit here and list species, colours and behaviours, but you know what? I’m not fucking doing it. Do it yourself. www.google.com, search term “mbuna”, click the Image tab to see the pretty pictures. If you can write to annoy me, I’ll assume you can read as well.

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