Geez, I’m just full of blog today, aren’t I? Anyway…. I got the mail this afternoon, and there was a letter from the city (well, they say “city”, but if you ask me, it’s a town). I thought, WTF, but opened it because my name was on it as well as P’s. Well Christ in […]

I live fifteen feet away from Yankee Doodle Fuckin’ Dandy. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I like daylight, and I’m in here, entertaining the Ironing Fairy, so I noticed Yard Sale House man out by the AIM/WOq flag (that’s what his flag reads when viewed from the street), straightening his creepy […]

Post–go ahead. I’m here to help, I’ll read what you write, and I’ll answer if I can. Hell, I’ll even be polite and helpful, but FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, STOP REPLYING TO YOUR OWN POSTS BEFORE ANYONE (okay, I mean me) HAS A FUCKING CHANCE TO READ THEM! What the thundering jaysus do you think the […]