I was browsing Digg (laundry avoidance tactic, already read Slashdot) and in a discussion about ATT/Cingular (whichever they are now), I found this hysterical little gem:

Oh and for the record, AT&T sucks balls. They have the absolute worst billing system of all time. They send you bills that are due yesterday, and charge you late fees. Or they just don’t send you a bill at all, and the next month they charge you double plus fees. Or, sometimes if you are really lucky, they send you a bill, you pay it, they send you the next months bill claiming you didn’t pay it, with a fee, then you pay what you know you owe (the current months bill) and the next month they magically found your payment from the past two months, which somehow means you don’t owe anything this month, in fact they owe YOU $2, so you ignore the bill, only to get one for two months the next month, with a late fee.

I larfed and I larfed and I larfed. Not because the poor bastard had such a hard time….well, not really.

P’s little rose-breasted grosbeak friend came back again today to stuff his face with seeds. Pretty little birdie; I wish he’d stick around.