Uh-huh….and? Keeping cichlids doesn’t make you brave unless you’re risking serious bites from a 15″ monster with a 36″ attitude every time you do a water change. Bites from the smaller guys don’t really hurt. I know they don’t because I’ve been bitten more than once. You say, “Ouch! Little fucker” and carry on. It […]

“I did! I told him great big massive lies with feckin’ bells hanging off them.” – Father Ted Crilly, “Entertaining Father Stone”.