I thought I’d put some of my favourite comedies all on the same DVD so I could watch them when whatever’s on TV bites arse (which is most of the time). I don’t know how to do that in Linux (not with a menu, at least) so I ripped them and chose the episodes I wanted, then waited forever and a fucking day for that stupid Studio (for which I paid actual money) to FINALLY get round to loading. Set everything up in the order I wanted and left it to render while I was in the kitchen. Came back in here to check for glassware (since one of us who shall remain nameless may occasionally leave a glass on her desk) and saw….my Gnome desktop. Since Ubuntu is the boot default, that would mean that Pinnacle must’ve crashed, of course taking that shite Ex-fucking-Pee down with it. Windows is not an OS, it’s a POS, that’s all there is to it. Studio is pretty enough, and easy enough to use, but it’s a bloated, resource sucking leech. I want a new fucking computer and I want it NOW. I want a shitload of RAM and a processor with BIG, HAIRY NUTS, and I want them RIGHT FUCKING NOW.